Sorry Dad. I know your back is hurting again but if you want to blog you will have to use the dining room chair. Don’t worry. I’ve heard uncomfortable is good for your back.
Rose: Don’t even think about scratching my new chair, Chris. You ruined the last one.
Chris: I’m just looking at it. Besides, it wasn’t all me. Frankie helped ruin the other chair.
Rose: Just behave, and don’t be a bad cat.
Chris: This is really nice fabric. I’ll bet this was expensive.
Rose: Chris! What did I just tell you?
Rose: Chris! Stop it! Stop scratching the chair!