Back in January Chris posted a short parody of Adel’s “Hello” song on his Facebook page (see here). I decided to expand on it and rewrite it for Chris (although it could just as easily have been from Frankie). If you are unfamiliar with the song, click here to see it on YouTube.
Meow, it’s your cat
I was wondering if after all these days I could go outside
To eat some grass in the yard
They say that grass is supposed to heal ya
But I ain’t done much healing
Meow, can you hear me?
I’m at the door dreaming about when I was a kitten
When I was young and free
Before I was caged and sold for an adoption fee
It’s so different being inside
Like outside’s a million miles
Meow from the inside
I must have tried a thousand times
To tell you I don’t want to be stuck inside
But when I meow you never abide
Meow from the Inside
At least you can’t say I didn’t try
To tell you I need you to open the door
I just can’t be inside these four walls anymore
Meow, where are you?
It’s so typical of me to be here by myself I’m sorry
But it’s indoor Hell
If I ever make it out of here I will…
Wait, here you come to let me out
Just in the nick of time
So Meow from the outside
I’m so happy I could purr
And tell you I’m sorry for ever doubting you’d decide
To open the door and let me outside.
Meow from the outside
Persistence pays off if you try
To annoy with every beat of your heart
But don’t give up clearly you’re not an inside cat anymore
Meow from the outside
Why’d you leave my food inside?
of all the dumb things that you have done
I’m going to starve here outside
Meow from the outside
It’s time to let me back inside
To keep me from starving to death
I promise I won’t bother you again until I do…
What do you think?
Bad Cat Chris 
Chris, YOUR song could become a chart breaker…. and I totally agree for that inside hell LOL
Or boys are still wild at heart.
The eternal quest for what we haven’t, the “grass is greener” principle. I agree with easyweimaraner!
Yes, it seems everybody wants something but they don’t want to give up something to get it.
Chris is so talented!
He sure is.
HAHAHA………when we’re inside we want out – when we’re outside we want in – such is life I say but I love the song!
Hugs, Teddy
Thanks Teddy. 🙂
HILARIOUS!!!! catchatwithcarenandcody
Thanks 😀
That is an AWESOME song! My human can’t listen to Adele, though – she doesn’t like pop. Only alternative rock and metal. And maybe some old Sting thrown in.
I can tolerate her but she is more my wife’s cup of tea.
dood….yur song ROCKS DE HOUZ !!!!!! we give it 984 pawz up times 984 ….pleez let uz noe when itz reddy for download at de app store !! 😉 ♥♥
Love that song! It captures the essence of catness. In going out and out going in and a pawrent who just can’t move fast enough MOL
Thanks.
Glad ya’ll got to go outside fur a while. we don’t go outside without mommy. And truth is, we don’t wanna. Hmmpht sometimes we don’t wanna go with mommy. MOL We like our inside home just fine. Ya’ll must have some really great things goin’ on outside to tempt ya’ dat much. MOL Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Now that’s a song we can sing along to.
🙂
Those were some very entertaining photos!
Thanks, glad you like it.