I think I’d like to open my Christmas gift now, Dad
It’s too early, Chris. Christmas is more than a week away. Besides, you already tried opening a present that wasn’t yours and Rose had to tape it back together.
That wasn’t me. That was… uh… Puck, I mean Frankie.
It doesn’t matter. If you open it now you will ruin the surprise. Besides, how do you even know you have a present?
Who else would have a present with mice tied to the gift bag?
Good point, but you still have to wait.
How about a little catnip then?
Works every time.